butt ons
as you may or may not know underneath items posted on facebook is a button called "like". it allows people, like you and me to express their like for an item. the only problem with that is it doesn't allow the full range of emotions that i have to be expressed. i have come up with some ideas for some other buttons that facebook should include under posted items.
Don't Like Button - Ying and Yang. This button is obviously a necessity and it would be such a good way to let people see that fewer people like what they say than dislike. This would also be helpful when someone writes that they have a disease or broke their butt or something.
Awkward Button - This button is sorely needed in the facebook community.
I am surprised you think this is interesting Button - This is for people who constantly post meaningless events in their day like "Just took a shower!" or "Eating Lunch!!" or "I just saw a blue car". This would help people understand that they are not interesting. Another good name for this button would the You are boring Button.
Does everything have to be spiritual Button - This is for the guy who posts meaningless spiritual comments on everyone's statuses, calling into question how they use their time, what kind of movies they watch etc.
Shameless self-promotion Button - Probably the most annoying of all posts is the guy who is constantly posting about his business that clearly sucks, probably makes no money and is definitely going to fail. This could also be called the Pyramid Scheme Button. Remember when everyone was trying to sell Mona-Vie?
Why? Button aka Is this really necessary Button - People posting about their bowel movements or the bowel movements of close family members. I really saw a post that said "Thank God my Father had his first bowel movement in days". I agree God definitely needs to be thanked for that. But, facebook is not the place to talk about it.
Stalker Button - This is a helpful way to let people know they are trying to level jump your friendship. Maybe they push like on ten things you do in a row. Push this baby one time and they will definitely back off. This would be an embarrassment to the receiver. This button could also be called the Leave me alone forever Button.
Butt Button - This would be a button you would push to inform someone that they were being a butt head
